Words of Wisdom 

I'm not funny.... but i ride Goofy!

If i was a booger, would you blow me?

I have my period after every sentance.

is a burp a mouth fart or is a fart an ass burp?

That would be so cool to pee in a waterfall, its like encouragement from nature

It would be amazing to have clip on midgets, or midgets with moon boots on feeding you.

I don't want to be a boxer, no blows below the belt. I love getting....
nevermind

Why do they call boxer shorts, boxers? No one is fighting in my pants.

I like cantolope.

I'm sportin Evlis Shades, got a problem? Didn't think so.... wanna see elvis rock his pelvis?

MOUNTAINBOARDING!!!

Go Big... Scars are fun.

Don't read books, read scars, they have stories to tell. I have lots of stories.